"You're A Busy Woman. Let The Smoke Alarm Tell You When Dinner Is Done".
"You Is Tired. You Is Broke. You Is Adulting"
"Frankly Autocorrect, I'm getting tired of your shirt"
"I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Think, Thats Not Going To Happen." Wood Magnets are 2x3 inches with the sentiment printed directly onto the wood so it will never peal or fade.