Mornings Are Dumb Shirt | Funny Graphic Tee for Women | Comfort Colors Pepper Grey Tee | Sarcastic Shirt | Relatable Mom Life Tee Unisex New

Mornings are dumb. That’s it. That’s the shirt.

For the not-morning people, the tired moms, the coffee-first humans, and anyone who needs at least two cups before functioning — this tee says what we’re all thinking.

Printed on a soft, lived-in Comfort Colors unisex tee in that perfect pepper grey, it has that relaxed, vintage feel you’ll reach for over and over again. Easy to throw on with leggings, denim, or whatever you grabbed while half asleep.

Because nothing productive happens before coffee.

✨ Details:
• Comfort Colors unisex fit (relaxed, soft-washed feel)
• Pepper grey garment-dyed tee with a vintage look
• Professionally printed for long-lasting wear
• True to size with an easy, comfy fit

✨ Perfect for:
• Not-morning people
• Moms running on no sleep
• Coffee lovers & caffeine-dependent humans
• Everyday casual outfits
• Anyone who hates mornings (so… everyone)

Simple, sarcastic, and painfully accurate.

Sizing Policy:
We try our best to describe the fit and style for each item in the listing but each body is uniquely shaped. You can find lots of helpful sizing posts in the VIP group. There is a section of Popular Topics below the cover photo in the upper, right hand column with sizing info by Zany Du customers. We prefer you reach out with sizing questions before you place an order. You can reach us at zanydudesigns@gmail.com

Shipping Policy:
- Items will ship within 3-5 business days
- Route Insurance is automatically added to your order. If you choose to remove it from your order you are forfeiting any options you may have should your package become lost, stolen or damaged.
- Should your package become lost, stolen or damaged the customer is responsible for filing a claim with Route but please reach out to us if you have any questions and we'll try our best to help.
- Please email if you need your order shipped sooner. We will try our best to accommodate. 
- If you have any questions about ship times please email before purchasing. zanydudesigns@gmail.com

Return Policy:

I gladly accept exchanges:

- Contact me within 7 days of delivery.

- Ship items back within 14 days of delivery.

- Items can be exchanged if they haven't been worn or washed.

- Exchanges may be made if item is the wrong size or doesn't fit. You will be responsible for paying to return the item as well as shipping from my store to your home again. Shipping invoices will be issued via PayPal or a check can be sent with returning item. 

- Exchanges may be made if design/style is in stock.

- Absolutely NO exchanges/returns on custom orders.



If you have any questions about an item please reach out before purchasing. You can contact Alexandra at zanydudesigns@gmail.com